Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Hexagon Jokes More Hexagon Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

15000 Pound Jokes More 15000 Pound Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.