Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

15000 Pound Jokes More 15000 Pound Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant