Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.