Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.