Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Hexagon Jokes More Hexagon Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

Removed

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

15000 Pound Jokes More 15000 Pound Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

How do you weigh a Hipster?

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