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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Marco's polo

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

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Because 7 8 9 A

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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But you cantaloupe!

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.