Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Illuminati Jokes More Illuminati Jokes

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?