Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Because he was skint.

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A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Carry loaded weapons.

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Im Stoned

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..