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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!