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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.