Light Blue Jokes

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get