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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Native Jokes More Native Jokes

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Police Glow Worm Jokes More Police Glow Worm Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.