Light Blue Jokes

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

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I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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It has a blue light!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.