How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.