What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.