What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.