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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.