What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.