What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.