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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.