Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Squash.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
I personally can't stand 5K's
He was always out standing.
De fishes
I've got a bone to pick with you!
He was fed up with other people.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
He keeps missing his train
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot