Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!