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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!