How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Woman Watch Jokes More Woman Watch Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!