Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
The man responded, "Like a glove".
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
By watching the noose.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
