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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...