How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Not all of them.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.