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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.