How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.