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Juan Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Love Card

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

Another Juan

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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Because they're extinct

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Giraffe.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Juan on Juan.

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Juan Fifty Juan

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!