Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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By school buzz!

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The elf-abet.

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Because all the kids have to play in side.

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They where playing for the cup!

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.