Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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