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Juan Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Birthday State of Mind

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

Another Juan

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator