Juan Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

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