What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.