What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.