What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.