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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.