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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!