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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.