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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Sean Murray Jokes More Sean Murray Jokes

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users