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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users