What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Sean Murray Jokes More Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.