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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

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High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Sean Murray Jokes More Sean Murray Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.