Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.