Ps4 Jokes

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Sean Murray Jokes More Sean Murray Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.