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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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MOODOO.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.