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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.