Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.