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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.