Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.