Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!