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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.