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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.