How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...