How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.