How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."