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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town