How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.