Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A fart with a lump in it
A private tutor
To see how long he slept for.
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Because they're always Li-ion!
It's an emulsive lyer.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
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