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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town