How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam