Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...