It's more fun to break wind
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
A fart taking the elevator.
When you can burp and taste it.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
I don't dough!
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
A really strong gust of wind.
Drew Brees
Three, but they're really one
The Praying Mantis
