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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's