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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one