It's more fun to break wind
If you break a leg, you get cast
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
He smelt it
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
A really strong gust of wind.
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Kanye's not him.
