It's more fun to break wind
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A tutor
They're both in bread
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
Kanye's not him.
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...