Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.