Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.