What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!