March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Previous Random Joke Next
Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.