What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!