What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry?

They're afraid of sin

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein