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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

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