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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!