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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.