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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...