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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.