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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!