What did Jesus say when he made his return?

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...