What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.