Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.