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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!