Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.