Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food