What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......