What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.