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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Cre Jokes More Cre Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.