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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Cre Jokes More Cre Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.