What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Cre Jokes More Cre Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.