What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.