What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......