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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.