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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.