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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.