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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.