Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.