Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!