Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.