What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.