What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

How to annoy a Redditor?

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