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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?