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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.