What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!