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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!