What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!