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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.