What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.