What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.