What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.