What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.