April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick