Attach Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick