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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.