What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.