What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.