What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.