What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick