April Sale - 20% Off

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Previous Random Joke Next
Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick