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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.