Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.