Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Skip to the next track

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Kid: At the Joke shop.

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You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!