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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.