Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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People keep ripping me off.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.