Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.