Because they were a rip off
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
I don't see the point
Because it was ripped.
Ill-gotten gains
It's such a ripoff.
Velcro.