Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.