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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.