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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.