What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!