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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.