What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.