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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.