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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse