What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.