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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.