What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.