What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.