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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.