What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.