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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.