What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.