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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What people travel the most?

Romans.

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because