How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)