How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing