How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.