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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing