How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.