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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.