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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.