How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!