How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.