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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.