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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.