Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.