What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.