How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at