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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.