Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.