He was fiddling with the kids. *
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
He was raising a colt.
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
He just started fiddling with it.
