What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!