What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!