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Allah Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Black Jesus Jokes More Black Jesus Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.