Because Allah likes digimon
Allah back!
Allah take the flight controls
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Ban-she ban-she!
Banned from the zoo.
The Dine-and-Daesh.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Jesus
Hebrews it.
A Chrysler
Reality
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
He pasta away
Something Italians learn in preschool.