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Allah Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

U.S. State Jokes More U.S. State Jokes

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Digimon Jokes More Digimon Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Allah Mode Jokes More Allah Mode Jokes

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice