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Allah Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Italian Food Jokes More Italian Food Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL