Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Upper U.S.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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