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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

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What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated