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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)