Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
The Philosophers Stoned
Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
There was nothing left but de Brie.
I do To report them.
We just report the facts we don't change them.