An icebreaker
They both want to crack open a cold one.
You don't want to look down.
The food tastes funny.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
Don't they want to get better
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
This is not a drill!
You're too boring.
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
The North Pole
Icebreaker.
