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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Icebreaker Jokes More Icebreaker Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.