What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

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What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker