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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".