What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".