What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...