What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.