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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.