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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".