What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!