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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.