What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.