What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.