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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.