Route Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

They don't know the route.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

Cos they've no idea of the route.

Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.