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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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