What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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