What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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