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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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