What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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