What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

What do you call a dead baby,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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