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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Because he got hit by a car

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To get to the other side.

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He didn't get arrays.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs