Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.