Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
RPG's
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
At the spa-getti.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Rink injustice!
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.