Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Never enough.
Use some antioxidants
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
Miracle whip.
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
At the spa-getti.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Rink injustice!
He's always nailed to the boards....