Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.